What a difference a year makes. Twelve months ago
I'd visited what was to be the first of nine new football grounds. A trip to
Brighton & Hove Albion's Amex Stadium saw my beloved Wolves relegated to the third
tier of English football for the first time in my living memory.
The Molineux memories of beating Man City,
Liverpool and Man Utd seemed like a distant memory as we braced ourselves for
away days to Carlisle, Stevenage and Crawley. What's more, Yeovil Town were now
higher in the football pyramid than Wolves. It was a dark day.
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#1 - Brighton |
But with Wolves' relegation came new opportunities. Opportunities to visit new
grounds and watch new teams which I'd never seen before.
And within twelve months
I've seen promotions, relegations, been the half time entertainment and eaten
my share of balti pies.
So my challenge to visit ten new football grounds began.
Here's my story of pies, pints and play-offs.
Brighton & Hove Albion vs Wolves - Amex Stadium
A lovely ground, friendly fans and a decent pie. 8/10.
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Next up was Stafford Rangers |
Stafford Rangers vs FC United of Manchester -
Marston Road
My brothers and I made the short trip up the M6 to Marston Road, the home of
Stafford Rangers. Wolves legend Andy Mutch became the latest in a long line of
ex-Wolves players, including Mutch's strike partner and all-time Wolves top
goalscorer Steve Bull, to take the managerial reigns at Stafford. It was
Mutch's first game as caretaker boss. Without a win all season, Stafford
entertained the highly publicised FC United of Manchester; the breakaway club
from Manchester United who were flying high in the league. A last minute winner
for Rangers topped off a great afternoon. For a non-league side, the pies were good.
7/10.
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Chilly nights in Carlisle |
Carlisle United vs Wolves - Brunton Park
My rite of passage as a football fan. A 400-mile round trip on a cold Tuesday
night in November to one of England's furthest footballing outposts. A 2-2 draw
and a rather long journey home in the early hours. Still, a nice pint of beer,
a traditional ground and I managed to get a photo with the aforementioned Steve
Bull, fulfilling a childhood dream. 8/10
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Boxing Day in Burton |
Burton Albion vs Northampton Town - Pirelli Stadium
A freezing cold Boxing Day afternoon in Burton. Full of stale turkey-induced
farts and a cricked neck after watching the ball booted from one
end of the pitch to the other for 90 very cold minutes. A nice little ground
and a nice little club - but wouldn't come top of the list for things to do at
Christmas next year. Although was the scene of my favourite footballing insult:
"I've seen milk turn quicker than you". 6/10
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#5 was middle class football at Fulham |
Fulham vs Sunderland - Craven Cottage
A left-field choice of grounds to visit. I was in London for a friend's birthday
and found myself at a loose end. It was a choice of sitting in the bookies then
on to a stale beer-smelling Weatherspoons for the afternoon or take myself off
for a lovely wander by the Thames to visit Engalnd's most middle class football club. Craven Cottage is a wonderful old ground. But, if
I'm being picky, I want to have a dirty burger when I go to the football; one
in a stale bun, with watered down vinegary-ketchup and where you can't be
certain exactly what meat it is. Somehow the ostrich and buffallo burgers at
Craven Cottage didn't quite seem right. That said, great game and a ground
definitely worth visiting. 8/10.
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A wee bit nippy north of the border |
Arbroath vs East Fife - Gayfield Park
Having never been to Scotland, it seemed only right to take in a match at the
seaside fortress which is Gayfield Park. Scrapping at the foot of Scottish
League One, Arbroath's claim to footballing fame is that they hold the
world record for the biggest ever win: a 36-0 hammering of Aberdeen Bon Accord
in a cup tie in 1885. Their only other fact of note is that its ground is the
closest to the sea in Britain and, according to Wikipedia, is "a traditional style ground exposed to the
elements". They're not kidding. A woefully poor standard of football where
the wind was more talented than most of the players on the pitch. Still, a 2-1
win to lift Arbroath off the foot of the table and probably the best pie of my
travels. 8/10.
MK Dons vs Wolves -
stadium:mk
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The Moo Camp in Milton Keynes |
A social media campaign to take 10K-2-MK saw Wolves take a huge following to
one of the country's newest football clubs. With a very impressive new stadium
which is barely a quarter full most week, Wolves fans descended upon the town
of Milton Keynes in their thousands. Unable to get tickets with the Wolves
fans, my friend Bordy and I hatched a plan to sit with the MK Dons fans
courtesy of an MK-based friend of mine. To protect his anonymity, let's call him
Ryan Donnell (they'll never crack that Rian). So, dressed in our most least
threatening clothes or 'uncle attire' we made our way to the home end of stadium:mk. Despite
media warnings, no one was asked to provide ID to get in to the ground and in
we went. Three days earlier I'd watched Wolves play Colchester on a freezing
cold mid-week evening game. So I went prepared in thermals and several layers to Milton
Keynes on what turned out to be a uncharacteristically sunny and warm spring
day. As I sweated my way through the first 45 minutes, Bordy asked me why I was
wearing so many layers. I said that it might drop cold later on. A second half
substitution saw Wolves striker Leon Clarke take to the field in a pair of
gloves. "Why is he wearing gloves in this weather, idiot" I
exclaimed. "He thought it might drop cold later on" Bordy smuggly
retorted. Touché.
Decent pie and a stadium with the best nickname - 'The Moo Camp' in homage to
the town's bizarre fascination with concrete cows. Worth a visit - but don't
expect an atmosphere from the home crowd. 8/10.
Home United FC vs Tanjong Pagar -
Bishan Stadium
Singapore has some wonderful places to visit. I
dare say the Bishan Stadium, home of
the unimaginatively named Home United, isn't one of them.
It's fair to say our host in Singapore, Garv, was taken aback by my suggestion
that the Singapore S-League fixture could be a place to visit; "why do you
want to go and watch a s**t pub team play?" It turned out to be a great night.
Just £2.50 a ticket and they gave you 3 tubes of Mr Potato Head crisps each
just to go in.
The visitors were the struggling Tanjong Pagar United.
Leading at the break by 3 goals to nil, Home United were cruising. At half
time, the stadium announcer made a call out for volunteers from the crowd to
take part in a half-time challenge. Up I jumped as a willing volunteer. I was
picked from the crowd and joined 6 or 7 others on the pitch to take part in a
goalscoring challenge. This was my moment. Or was it. There was no goalkeeper,
you just had to score from distance. Firstly from the edge of the penalty area,
secondly from about 20 yards out. I struck my first attempt with aplomb, safely
making it's way high into the roof of the bulging net. I should explain at this point that the
pitch was very bobbly and I was wearing inappropriate footwear for striking,
what was a very heavy, ball. The children before me all scored, as did the guy
who looked confused as to whether he should kick it with his right foot of left
foot. Then up I stepped. Needless to say I became the but of endless jokes for
the rest of the holiday as I hooked my shot wide of the near post. Still I was sure my friends would be there to support me in my moment of embarrassment; "You're s**t and you
know you are!"
Of all the grounds I've been to - this was the only one where we failed to
finish the game. In the 69th minute the game was abandoned after the lightning
warning system kicked in. But I'd got what I'd come for. My 8th ground, a
souvenir football and no doubt Youtube footage somewhere of my lowest
footballing moment. Well, I say that, Dad, if you're reading this, bringing me
on as a sub then hawling me off again was actually my lowest footballing
moment. Just thought I'd mention that. 9/10.
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#9 - highs and lows at Shrewsbury Town |
Shrewsbury Town vs Peterborough
United - Greenhous Meadow
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Play-off celebrations with Peterborough's Peter Burrow |
The final day of the footballing calendar saw me
and my mate Mark Rogers make the short train trip to Shropshire's only football
league club, Shrewsbury Town. With their relegation to League 2 all but sealed,
Town needed to beat play-off chasing Peterborough and hope other results went
their way. I wanted to sit with the Shrewsbury fans and be there to see the
underdogs overcome adversity. Something Wolves had failed to do exactly twelve
months earlier. But that plan was scuppered by Rogers whose only job that day
was to queue up and get the tickets. Somehow he managed to get tickets with the
away fans so we were forced to endure 90 minutes of mockney Posh fans jumping
around and generally being irritating. It turned out to be a 6 goal thriller
with Peterborough emerging 4-2 winners to condemn the Shrews to relegation and
secure Posh a place in the League One play-offs. The joy and pain of football
played out in one stadium. It's a nice ground albeit a new-build with a
slightly soul-less feel. 7/10.
So, in twelve months I've visited nine new grounds, travelled to
Carlisle and Singapore, froze my nuts off at Burton and Arbroath and sweated
them off at MK Dons. I've seen champions made, play-offs reached, two
relegations and a match abandoned in a tropical thunderstorm. It's been
eventful - and lots of fun!
As for number 10, well, all being well, this will
be it...
A forgotten World Cup classic